Wet and covered only by a teeny tiny towel, I dash upstairs hoping to make it to Shirley’s room before being spotted. As luck would have it I’m caught mid stairwell. We’re both startled by one another. He takes in my seemingly naked form and starts talking - ‘Sorry’, I interrupt, ‘I don’t speak Dutch’.… Continue reading The Pick-up Artist and the Sex-positive Blogger: Interview or Porno?
Are you a glass house builder? You meet someone that you’re excited about and build a nice little glass house around them? One that prevents you from seeing their true selves. You prefer to keep that shiny glass exterior where everything about them is perfect, a lovely illusion. I’m so good at it, I could… Continue reading Penetration of the Hawk Eyes
I don’t know about you, but when I’m weeks away from leaving my country, indefinitely, I like to avoid important tasks like selling my car and occupy myself with unnecessary stresses such as men. Therefore my sexual debauchery continued up until my departure day. I had been hanging out with Stoner English Boy. A month… Continue reading Leaving Melbourne with a Bang: Part 1
Hello loveliess! Are you enjoying my cooked dating life as much as I'm loving re-reading the stories? Seriously, writing tales of your life is not only hilarious but an excellent measure of your progression, or maybe regression? I’ve been ‘spending time' with a hot but arrogant AF German for almost 3 months. He has complete… Continue reading Cousins to the Rescue
HELLO I’M A WANNABE REDHEAD AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GIVE ME A TV SHOW OR SIGN ME UP FOR A BOOK CONTRACT STAT THEY'RE A FOOL. It's 8pm and I'm rushing out of the house for date with super fucked up sexual talking , self-proclaimed 'deep ass licker and pussy worshiper'. Get to date, man is… Continue reading Don’t Date Self-proclaimed Ass-lickers. Just Modest Ones