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A Rhinoceros Blowjob

We humans spend a lot of our time watching animals. We watch them in cages and tanks. We watch them on tv whilst listening to David Attenborough. We watch them in zoos and aquariums. We watch them on safari in foreign and exotic countries. Our species seems to get so much enjoyment from watching animals.… Continue reading A Rhinoceros Blowjob

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Mother Nature and her Women

Quiz time! Which country is so wild that it has free-roaming wildlife; is the size of Alaska, yet has a population of only 2.5 million; and is home to the world's largest sand dune? Don’t know? It’s Namibia, of course! If you and your pals want to be independent, badass explorers; if you can surrender… Continue reading Mother Nature and her Women

Psychedelic Stories, Travel Tales

It’s Burn Time Baby, Prepare for the Madness

Have you ever seen a person at a festival or a party that has gone completely over the edge? Someone spiraling so far off the road to reality, they’re like a human car crash; you’re afraid to look at them but you cannot look away. I witnessed this at Strawberry Fields Festival. Paramedics were chasing… Continue reading It’s Burn Time Baby, Prepare for the Madness

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Bye Bye King Kong

There are up tales, there are down tales, and there are tales that make you feel like you’ve just ridden a roller coaster with diarrhoea. This is one of those tales. Despite my best efforts to remain ‘casual’ with the German, to keep my walls up, and my expectations realistic, I was inevitably, catching the… Continue reading Bye Bye King Kong

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Drink it like a Prima Juice

So here I was with a mysterious German's number. Still being in a deep well of desperation for male affection, I immediately messaged him. To my surprise he responds instantly. We had some cheeky banter, including me stating that I hadn’t showered yet and perhaps didn’t need to if I was only going to get… Continue reading Drink it like a Prima Juice

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Don’t Date Self-proclaimed Ass-lickers. Just Modest Ones

HELLO I’M A WANNABE REDHEAD AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GIVE ME A TV SHOW OR SIGN ME UP FOR A BOOK CONTRACT STAT THEY'RE A FOOL.  It's 8pm and I'm rushing out of the house for date with super fucked up sexual talking , self-proclaimed 'deep ass licker and pussy worshiper'. Get to date, man is… Continue reading Don’t Date Self-proclaimed Ass-lickers. Just Modest Ones